Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman and Dracula?

A man was walking home alone, late one foggy night, when behind him he hears a noise.BUMP!BUMP!BUMP!Walking quickly, he looks back and through the fog he makes out an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street behind him.BUMP!BUMP!BUMP!Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing faster behind [...]

How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?

Who did the mummy take to the ball?